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Adjournment Procedure Revisions

Due to excessive boredom and fainting, we have revised our adjournment procedure. Now, when the meeting has been going on for 4 hours and 32 minutes, minimalist refreshments will be provided.

These refreshments will include:

1. Caffeine tablets
2. A faint whisper of "we're almost done"

By popular demand, we will also provide an optional 5-minute break, which will be spent staring at a blank wall.

See the revised adjournment procedure for more details (PDF), or the Plain Text version for the faint of mind.

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