Tomorrow's Meeting Minutes

Today's meeting was a total waste of time, but we're going to pretend it was productive.

• Last Week's Meeting Minutes
• This Week's Meeting Minutes
• Tomorrow's Meeting Minutes (This is you, duh)

Agenda items include:

• Discussing what we discussed yesterday
• Making excuses for why nothing got done
• Deciding what to eat for lunch

Action items:

• Call the electrician to fix the coffee machine
• Send a memo to the CEO about our lack of productivity
• Buy more coffee

Next meeting: Never.

Adjourned with no resolution or progress, as per tradition.