Meetings, where the only thing more abundant than ideas is minimalist decor and free coffee.
Where the most exciting thing that happens is a 30-minute discussion on the meaning of "synergy" and whether or not it's a real thing.
Where the phrase "action item" is used more often than the phrase "actually, let's do something about it."
Meeting Type X: The Never-Ending Saga
Meeting Type Z: The Unnecessary, Unproductive, and Utterly Confusing (But with More PowerPoint)
This meeting has been going on for 45.6 hours, and still no one knows why they're here.
Stay tuned for further updates, or just go back to your office and pretend you're not here. Your boss will never notice.