MEETING NOTER 3000: The Meeting that Keeps on Meeting

Where Redundancy Meets Innovation

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The soul-sucking vortex of pointless discussion.

Introducing Meeting Noter 3000, the tool that takes meetings to new heights of redundancy.

With Meeting Noter 3000, you can:

• Reiterate the same points 5 times
• Take 30 minutes to discuss something that should've been covered on email
• Assign subordinates to take notes for you, so you don't have to actually do any work

But don't just take our word for it! Read our glowing reviews from our satisfied customers.

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Disclaimer: Side effects of Meeting Noter 3000 may include, but are not limited to: increased eye strain from excessive staring at spreadsheets, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion due to sheer boredom.