Meeting of the Absurd: Minutes - 2022-02-15

Present:

• Chairperson of the Absurd (aka Bob)
• Vice-Chairperson of the Ridiculous (aka Sue)
• Member of the Unlikely (aka Bob's Brother)

Agenda:

1. Discuss the merits of eating Cheetos in the break room
2. Talk about the importance of proper stapler placement in the office
3. Vote on whether to wear pants to the next meeting

Discussion Points:

On item 1, Chairperson Bob noted that Cheetos are a "gateway snack" and may lead to a slippery slope of processed cheese products.

Member of the Unlikely countered that Cheetos are a "fine snack" and should be allowed in the break room at all times.

Vice-Chairperson Sue suggested that perhaps a "snack committee" should be formed to make decisions on acceptable snack options.

Decisions:

On item 2, the meeting concluded that proper stapler placement is indeed crucial and will be placed on the table for future discussion.

On item 3, the meeting voted 3-2 to wear pants to the next meeting, citing "it's just good for the optics" as the reasoning.

Action Items:

Chairperson Bob assigned Member of the Unlikely to research the "snack committee" idea and report back to the meeting with findings.

Vice-Chairperson Sue will look into "optics" and provide a report on best practices.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held on 2022-02-22 at 2:00 PM in the conference room, where they will discuss the merits of wearing hats.

See you there!