Meeting of the Abyss

The Unproductive Abyssal Meeting of the Deep

Welcome, esteemed members of the Abyssal Council of Unproductivity! Today's meeting is being held in the depths of the abyss, where the laws of time and space are distorted beyond recognition.

We have a packed agenda for today's meeting, which includes:

Discussing the finer points of procrastination and time-wasting techniques
Debating the merits of doing absolutely nothing
Deciding on the optimal number of coffee breaks

Meeting of the Absurd Eternal Discussion of the Irrelevant Meeting of the Superfluous