Abyssal Rules

Rule 1: All Decisions Must be Made by the Most Senior Salaried

Any attempt to make decisions will be met with fierce resistance from the Abyssal Overlord, unless you're the one holding the coffee mug with the highest level of crema.

• Abyssal Decisions

Rule 2: The Coffee Mug is Sacred

Any attempts to touch, move, or question the sanctity of the coffee mug will be met with dire consequences. Don't test us.

• Coffee Mug Sanctity

Rule 3: All Meetings Must be Longer than 3 Hours

Because who needs a work-life balance, anyway?

• Long Meetings