Today's Agenda: "How to Properly Panic and Freak Out Without Leaving Your Desk"
View Minutes from Last Meeting on "The Coming Doom"
Special Guest Speaker: A Person in Charge Who Will Probably Just Check Their Phone for an Hour
Snacks: Caffeine-Infused Donuts, Because Who Needs a Functional Nervous System, Anyway?
Next Meeting: "When the Sirens of Despair Sound" - Stay Tuned for More Information!