Meeting of the Contrarian: The Most Unproductive Gathering of the Month

Minutes of the Meeting: None Taken (But We're Still Meeting)

Present: 3 out of 5 members, 2 of whom arrived fashionably late.

Agenda:

• Point 1: Discuss why we should have met in a more timely manner
• Point 2: Debate the merits of early bird specials at the coffee shop down the street
• Point 3: Decide on a color scheme for the meeting minutes document

Adjourned for lack of progress, but still meeting.