Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the meaning of "definitely" in the context of meetings.
2. Determine the optimal number of pointless meetings we can have in a single day.
3. Decide on a snack to serve at this meeting, considering the snack must be edible but unappealing.
Related: Meeting of the Slightly Less Pointless
Committee Meeting of the Incredibly Boring is not directly related, but we'll probably get there eventually.
We'll be taking a 30-minute break to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but probably won't actually do that.