Meeting of the Endless Agenda

A picture of someone nodding off

Attendee 1: "I'm not bored, I'm just conserving energy"

A picture of someone checking their phone

Attendee 2: "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just recharging my social media batteries"

A picture of someone eating a sandwich

Attendee 3: "I'm not distracted, I'm just fueling my brain with a snack"

Agenda

9:00 AM - Introduction
9:15 AM - Status Report: "The World is Ending, But We're Still Here"
10:00 AM - Coffee Break
10:15 AM - The Great Debate: "Is This Meeting Necessary?!"
12:00 PM - Lunch Break
1:00 PM - The Never-Ending Report: "The Status Quo"
4:00 PM - Conclusion: "We'll Meet Again... Maybe."

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