Minutes of the Never-Ending Meeting

Committee of the Forever Undecided

Meeting of the Endless Agenda: A Never-Ending Story

Present:

• John, the eternal procrastinator
• Jane, the forever- indecisive
• Bob, the always-late

Agenda Items:

1. Item 1: The never-ending to-do list
2. Item 2: The always-postponed deadline
3. Item 3: The forever-incomplete report

Action Items:

• John: Postpone all tasks by 2 weeks
• Jane: Add more coffee breaks
• Bob: Send a reminder 5 minutes before the meeting

Decisions:

1. Item 1: To be or not to be (still pending)
2. Item 2: To eat or not to eat (still undecided)

Adjournment:

The meeting will never end. See you next week... maybe.