MEETING OF THE NEVER-FULFILLED COMMITTEE: A NEVER-ENDING SAGA

We're stuck in an eternal loop of meetings, with no apparent end in sight. Our agenda is constantly shifting like the sands of the desert, but our commitment remains unwavering.

Agenda:

Today's agenda includes:

• Reviewing last week's non-action items from 3 months ago
• Debating the merits of "Maybe We'll Get Around To It Eventually"
• Deciding on the best way to procrastinate for the next 5 hours

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Our never-ending meeting is never really over, but you can always:

Proceed to the Committee of the Possibly Happening Committee Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to the Committee of the Might Never Happen Committee Or, if you just want to relive the same old pain, stay right here with us.