MEETING OF THE ENDLESS DELAYS

We are gathered here today to discuss the eternal topic of procrastination.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Welcome and Introduction to the Meeting
• 9:05 AM - Discussion of the Discussion
• 9:10 AM - Break for Coffee and Browsing Social Media
• 9:20 AM - More Discussion of the Discussion (with a few minutes of tangential talk)
• 9:40 AM - Conclusion and Adjournment

Subtopics:

• Minute of Silence
• Committee Report Rewrite
• Adjournment Celebration