Because who needs a social media presence when you can just gather all your friends and family in a conference room and stare at each other in silence?
This meeting is required, because reasons.
Agenda:
- Introduction by our fearless leader, Bob
- Update on the state of the world (spoiler: it's fine)
- Breakout sessions on the meaning of life and/or the best way to make a decent cup of coffee
- Group discussion on the importance of productivity and/or why we're all just winging it anyway
Side effects may include:
- Exhaustion
- Confusion
- A strong desire to never speak to anyone ever again
- Regret
Minutes of the Meeting
See Also: Meeting of the Masses: The Video Game
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