Welcome, esteemed members of the Never-Ending Agenda! We've finally managed to schedule this meeting for a whole 2 hours from now. Please, don't bother checking your calendars.
We will be discussing the finer points of Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts, as well as Agenda Item 2: The Never-Ending Coffee Break.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack from the Snack Room, and a healthy dose of skepticism.