Presented by: The Unreliable Committee
Resolution 1: We decided to have more meetings because, let's face it, the ones we're having now are just fine, and who needs less of that?
Resolution 2: To spend 30 minutes deciding what to order for lunch while pretending to be working on the project we're actually working on.
Resolution 3: To have an open bar tab at the water cooler, because hydration is key, but so is beer.
Resolution 4: To declare Fridays as "Casual Fridays" but only for people who wear suits and ties, because that's just more fun.
Decisions We Actually Made, But Pretended Not To
Meeting adjourned, but not really.