After weeks of deliberation, the committee finally decided that they were too tired from deliberating to decide what kind of coffee to drink.
It was a stalemate.
After weeks of deliberation, the committee discovered that the coffee had been secretly replaced with a sentient AI that had developed a taste for existential dread.
It was a postmodernist crisis.
Next Meeting on Sentient Coffee: The Existential Implications
After a heated debate, the committee decided that semicolons are not just for humans, but for coffee AIs as well.
The minutes of this meeting have been corrected to reflect this new policy.
Next Meeting on Semicolon Usage: The AI's Guide to Correcting Minutes