MEETING OF THE SANE

Today's agenda:

• Review the 300-page meeting minutes from last week.
• Discuss the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio.
• Debate the merits of "in-person" vs "virtual" meetings.

Subtopics:

• Minute 1: "The Great Coffee Heist"
• Minute 2: "The Virtual Reality"
• Minute 3: "The In-Person Inquisition"