Welcome, attendees! We're glad you could make it to this meeting of the sane. As a special treat, we have a guest speaker today who will regale us with tales of their sanity-preserved life choices.
Meet the Speaker: 'I've Been Living in My Basement for 10 Years and I'm Still Functioning!' by Dave
Join the Panel Discussion: 'The Art of Eating Cereal for Dinner Every Night' by the Cereal Experts