Meeting of the Soullessness Minutes

Attendees:

• Meeting of the Absence
• Meeting of the Emptiness
• Meeting of the Irrelevance

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the meaninglessness of existence
• Item 2: Review of the futility of human endeavor
• Item 3: Debate on the importance of apathy

Decisions:

• Item 1: We have decided that nothing matters.
• Item 2: We have decided that our existence is pointless.
• Item 3: We have decided that apathy is the key to happiness.

Next Meeting:

Meeting of the Neglect