Because who needs clarity, focus, or productivity?
Join us for an endless loop of meetings where nothing gets done, but everyone gets lost in the haze of pointless discussion.
Meetings will be held in an eternal loop, because who needs schedules?
Don't forget to bring your favorite overprepared materials and an empty stomach, because the coffee machine is not working.
See you there, somewhere, probably.
For those who want to get really lost in the weeds, join our subcommittee of the unsures.
Meetings will be held in a subsubcommittee of the subcommittee, because why not?