Meeting of the Void: Decisive Action Plan

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the Meeting of the Void, where decisions are made with reckless abandon and actions are taken with reckless indifference!

Today's agenda is dedicated to creating an action plan that will change the course of human history, or at least, our coffee break schedule.

After 5 minutes of intense debate, it has been decided that:

• We will do something.
• But not really.
• Unless someone remembers to bring donuts.

Action items:

• Assign someone to buy donuts.
• Form a Committee of the Absurd to investigate the importance of donuts.
• Develop an Implementation Plan of Utter Inaction for the donut-related tasks.

Next meeting: Never.

Return to Meeting Index