MINUTES OF THE MEETING

The Meeting of the Void convened on a Tuesday, because Mondays and Fridays are for other meetings.

Present: Everyone who couldn't be bothered.

Objective: Achieve nothing, because we're already done.

Agenda:

• Discuss the futility of human existence
• Debating the meaninglessness of life
• Stare blankly into space

Action Items:

• Do absolutely nothing
• Make more coffee
• Stare some more

Decisions:

• We will do nothing.
• We will make more coffee.
• We will stare some more.

Next Meeting: Another Meeting of the Void