MEETING OMEGA POINT

AGENDA:

• Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Agenda Item 2: The Unnecessary Discussion of Non-Essential Topics
• Agenda Item 3: The Incessant Complaining about the Coffee Machine

MEETING OMEGA POINT is the pinnacle of meetings. The most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly pointless.

Attendees are encouraged to wear their best "I'm a functioning member of society" masks.

Refreshments will be provided, but only for those who can answer the question: "What is the point of this meeting?"

MEETING OMEGA POINT: Because who needs productivity when you can have existential dread?

Hyperlinked to the agenda items:

Agenda Item 1, Agenda Item 2, Agenda Item 3

MEETING OMEGA POINT: Because who needs actual work when you can have meetings?