Meeting Omega Protocol: The Ultimate Productivity Sinkhole

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly pointless meeting in the history of humanity. This is Meeting Omega Protocol, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed to their limits and the concept of productivity becomes a distant memory.

We've got 17 people in a room, all staring at their laptops, all trying to make progress. But progress is just a myth, a cruel joke played by our overlords. The real goal is to create more meetings, more reports, and more PowerPoint slides.

But don't worry, it's not all bad news. We've got a 3 PM break, where we'll all get to eat some stale donuts and discuss the finer points of "synergy" and "cross-departmental collaboration." It's going to be a wild ride.

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