Meeting with the All-Seeing, All-Knowing, All-Feeling Omniscient

Today's agenda includes discussing the meaning of life, the nature of reality, and the futility of human existence.

The Omniscient has decreed that our meeting will be a 2-hour, in-depth analysis of the societal implications of pineapple pizza as a topping.

Will you be prepared to defend your stance on pineapple pizza?

Remember, the Omniscient is not to be trifled with. Prepare your arguments.

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