MEETING OF THE DAMNED
This meeting is doomed. Like, really doomed. Like, it's a 100% chance of rain and everyone's going to get soaked.
Agenda:
- Pointless discussions about the color of the carpet.
- Unnecessary debates about who ate the last donut.
- A 3-hour presentation on the history of staplers.
- The inevitable "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry" apology tour.
Subtopics:
- The Orphaned Schedule: Because we can't even get the regular schedule straight, let's just wing it.
- Meeting of the Damned 1: The one where we all got lost in a maze of our own incompetence.
- Meeting of the Damned 3: The one where we decided to have a meeting to talk about meetings.