Meetings: The Never-ending Cycle of Redundancy

Meetings: the only place where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of unproductive conversation and unnecessary decision-making.

Meetings are like the ocean's tide: they rise and fall, yet never truly resolve anything. They're the never-ending cycle of Meeting Syndrome that has captured the hearts and minds of even the most stalwart individuals.

But what is the meaning of meetings, really? Is it the endless loop of "have you seen the TPS report?" or the thrill of "can I get a progress update on the Johnson project?"

Or is it the existential crisis of "do we really need to have this meeting?"

Join us as we explore the depths of Meeting Philosophy and try to find the answer to this age-old question.

Or, you know, just go to the break room and grab a donut. We'll just be here, staring at the wall, wondering why we're still here.