A gathering of the most esteemed and utterly unnecessary meeting planners in the land, convened to discuss the finer points of redundancy.
Bob Smith - Chairperson Extraordinaire, Redundancy Inc.
Jane Doe - Chief Meeting Planner, Time-Sucking Enterprises
Pete Johnson - Redundant Expert, The University of Redundancy
Meeting 123: The Redundant Symposium is now in session! Please, for the love of all things redundant, do not leave this meeting.