Meeting of the Lost Cause
The meeting was called to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last donut in the break room fridge. The air was thick with tension as the meeting attendees gazed upon the empty box, their eyes scanning the area for any sign of the culprit.
As the minutes ticked by, the group's focus began to wane, and the discussion meandered into the realm of who ate the donut that one guy brought in from home last week. "Was it you, Bob?" someone asked, but Bob just shrugged and said, "Maybe."
Despite the lack of progress, the meeting continued on, with some attendees advocating for the implementation of a Donut Cam to prevent future donut-nappings. Others proposed a donut-themed reward system, where employees would earn points for every donut they didn't eat.
But just as it seemed like things were getting out of hand, the room fell silent as a figure emerged from the shadows. It was the Donut Thief, its face hidden behind a mask of shame, clutching a crumb-strewn donut box in its hands.