This meeting is being planned, which is the point of the meeting.
We will discuss the meeting plan for this meeting.
Agenda:
Location: The same room we're in now, because who needs variety?
Time: As soon as we've all agreed on a plan, which might take forever.
Duration: Until we run out of snacks or the air conditioning breaks.
Attendees: Everyone who didn't get lost on the way here.
Minutes of this meeting will be kept by the person who remembers everything
Actions items will be assigned to the person who didn't eat the last donut