Today's meeting will be an eternity of pointless discussions, endless debates, and the occasional existential crisis. Join us for an afternoon of Action Item 1: The Infinite Loop, Action Item 3: The Time-Sucking Swamp, and Action Item 4: The Coffee Break.
Don't worry, it's just a meeting. It's not like it's going to change your life or anything... oh wait, it's actually going to change your life. But don't worry about that, just focus on the free coffee.
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