January 11th, 2022
10:00 AM - Welcome and Prolonged Introductions
- Each attendee to introduce themselves, their job, and their job description
- Repeat this process for every attendee
10:30 AM - Agenda Review (3 Hours)
- Review the 17-slide presentation on 'How to Make a Good Cup of Coffee'
- Discuss the importance of break times
Lunch Break (1 Hour)
- Attendees to bring their own lunch, as the meeting budget is not sufficient
- Optional: Attendees to discuss the importance of lunch breaks
2:00 PM - More Prolonged Introductions
- Attendees to introduce their siblings, spouses, or pets
- Discussion on the importance of family and friendship in the workplace
4:00 PM - Conclusion and Further Prolonging
- Review the meeting's progress (or lack thereof)
- Assign homework: Attendees to write a short essay on the importance of meetings