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Meeting Pretzel: The Never-Ending Meeting

Meetings. The bane of productivity. Or are they?

Join us as we discuss, in excruciating detail, the meaning of "synergy" and the benefits of "collaborative brainstorming" while our coffee cups go cold and our minds go numb.

Agenda

  1. 10:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions (3 minutes)
  2. 10:03 AM - Synergy Discussion (1 hour)
  3. Coffee Break - 30 minutes of awkward small talk
  4. 11:15 AM - Collaborative Brainstorming (2 hours)

Will we ever finish? Doubt it.

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