PROCLAMATION 342: WE ARE ALL WASTING OUR TIME HERE
TO: All sentient beings currently trapped in this meaningless cycle of productivity and drudgery
FROM: The Unpaid Interns of the Multiverse
Celebrating the occasion of yet another meeting that will change nothing and accomplish nothing, but will serve as an excuse for free donuts in the break room!
Mandated Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss how the meeting was pointless, but not as pointless as the meeting before it.
- Item 2: Proclaim the importance of having another meeting to discuss the importance of having meetings.
- Item 3: Conclude with a group discussion of what to get for donuts.