MEETING PROGAMATRON 3000

Welcome to the most inefficient, most redundant, and most utterly pointless meeting program in the universe.

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Welcome and introductions
9:05 AM - 12:00 PM: Discuss the weather (and why it's always sunny in here)
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break (because meetings are best served with sandwiches)
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: In-depth analysis of the importance of meetings
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More meeting