Welcome, mortals, to the realm of the most insightful, most enigmatic, and most utterly useless meetings that the world has ever seen.
Here, you will find prophecies for the ages, foretold by those who have seen the future, or, at the very least, have a strong gut feeling about what might happen.
Explore our prophecies at your own risk:
It is written in the ancient texts that the coffee will be the first to succumb to the forces of depletion. The beans will be gone, the pot will be dry, and the office will be a wasteland of despair.
But fear not, mortals, for there is hope. For in the depths of the break room, a hidden reserve of tea bags awaits.