MEETING OF THE INEVITABLE APOCALYPSE

10:00 - 10:15 AM: Introduction to the Apocalypse
10:15 - 11:00 AM: The Sudden Onset of Chaos
11:00 - 12:00 PM: The Great Scapegoating
12:00 - 1:00 PM: Lunch ( Provided by our Sponsors: "I Can't Believe it's Not Spam!" )
1:00 - 2:00 PM: The Rise of the New Order
2:00 - 3:00 PM: The Great Sorting
3:00 - 4:00 PM: The Final Countdown