MEETING OF THE INEVITABLE APOCALYPSE
Subpage 2: The Apocalypse Schedule
According to the ancient prophets, the apocalypse will arrive in the following stages:
| Event | Start Date | End Date |
|---|---|---|
| The Great Upheaval of Socks and Pajamas | Monday, 00:00 UTC | Monday, 08:00 UTC |
| The Rapture of the Inevitable Cheese Famine | Tuesday, 10:00 UTC | Wednesday, 14:00 UTC |
| The Apocalypse of Bland Corporate Memos | Thursday, 08:00 UTC | Friday, 18:00 UTC |
Please note that the apocalypse schedule is subject to change based on the whims of the all-knowing, all-powerful, and slightly-caffeine-deprived Meeting Chair.