Meeting of the Inevitable Apocalypse - Schedule

Welcome, survivors, to our meeting schedule for the end of the world. Yes, you heard that right. The apocalypse is nigh, and we're running on a tight schedule.

Agenda

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Prophecy 001 - The Pizza Party
• 11:15 AM - 12:15 PM: Prophecy 002 - The Doomsday Dance
• 12:30 PM - 01:30 PM: Prophecy 003 - The Apocalypse Audit
• 02:00 PM - 03:00 PM: Prophecy 004 - The Inevitable Endgame

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: Will there actually be a meeting about the apocalypse?
• A: Of course, what else could possibly explain the constant existential dread?
• Q: What if I'm late?
• A: Don't bother showing up. The world will probably be over by the time you get here.

Schedule Notes

Remember, these times are approximate and subject to change, mainly because the apocalypse is a flexible concept.

Also, please bring your own snacks. We don't have a budget for doomsday.

If you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, please don't bother us. We're all doomed.

See you there, survivors!