Important Notice:
We have finally accepted the inevitability of the apocalypse. The meeting minutes for the past 10 years have been lost in a catastrophic server crash. But don't worry, we've made contingency plans!
Apocalypse Preparations:
- Buy more canned beans. They'll be worth something, right?
- Stock up on duct tape. For all your emergency repair needs.
- Learn basic first aid for when your limbs start to fall off.
- Practice your best 'I survived the apocalypse' pose for social media
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