Meeting of the Inevitable Apocalypse

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, the most pressing issue of our time, the meeting of the inevitable apocalypse, has been called. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance, and the fate of our snacks will be decided.

Agenda for today's meeting:

• Snack selection: Should we go with the classic "End-of-the-World" trail mix or the new "I'm-stuck-in-a-post-apocalyptic-wasteland" jerky packs?
• Emergency exit strategies: Do we take the scenic route through the ruined cityscape or the express route through the abandoned shopping mall?
• Survival skills: Who will be the designated foraging expert, and will they be able to identify edible plants in the post-apocalyptic wasteland?

Next meeting: The meeting of the inevitable apocalypse: The Sequel