Meeting of the Inevitable Apocalypse

A meeting where the apocalypse is a foregone conclusion

Join us as we finalize the plans for the impending doom of humanity. Coffee and donuts will be provided, but only if we have enough time.

We will discuss:

• The best ways to spend one's last days on earth
• The most efficient methods for burning all remaining fossil fuels
• The importance of having a good supply of catnip for the end times