Eternal Loop of Motivational Speakers
The apocalypse is coming, and with it, the never-ending cycle of motivational speakers.
Steve Jobs, Tony Robbins, and Oprah all descend into the pit of despair as they try to motivate the masses into doing something productive.
Will someone, anyone, please take a selfie with the motivational speaker? No, no, not you, with the mustache, no one wants that.
Next up, we have the motivational speaker from the land of the living, who just happens to be a chicken in a suit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the meeting, of course.
Because, let's be real, who needs actual productivity when there's free food in the break room?
But wait, what's that noise? The apocalypse is coming! Or is it just the copier jamming again?
Either way, we're stuck here, in this never-ending meeting.
So, let's just take a deep breath, and try to remember what we're here for. Oh right, the apocalypse.
Time is of the essence, so let's get this meeting started!