Prophecy 2: The Apocalypse is Coming (But Also Kind of Stalled)
According to the sacred texts of the Council of Elders, the apocalypse has been delayed due to a scheduling conflict with a high school prom.
The prophecy reads:
- On the 15th of April, the skies will turn a lovely shade of plaid.
- The oceans will rise, but only up to the top of the seaweed-covered rocks.
- The end times will come, but not until after a 2-hour coffee break.
| Signs of the Apocalypse | Description |
|---|---|
| The skies turn plaid | A gentle, soothing plaid that will make you wonder if you're in a bad 90s time capsule |
| The oceans rise up to the seaweed | Because who needs actual apocalypse when you can just have a beach party? |
| The coffee break ends | And so will the world as you know it |
