Prophecy 3: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Named

And lo, the meeting was called to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

But, as it often does, the meeting descended into chaos, with arguments about who ate the last donut in the conference room.

As the prophet of the company, I foresaw the impending doom of productivity and decreed:

And so, the meeting shall never be named, and we shall all live on to meet another day.