According to our meeting notes, the apocalypse will feature:
- Unending supply of end-of-world despair
- Optional, but highly recommended, participation in a 5k charity run to raise awareness for the impending doom
- A special edition, apocalypse-themed Happy Meal from Burger King
- Free trials of our new, patented, Doomsday-Induced Insomnia Cure
- Unlimited access to our premium, paywalled online forum for survivors
- Live, in-person appearances by the world's top apocalypse experts
- Complimentary, complimentary, complimentary supply of canned beans
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