Meeting Prophecies of the Apocalypse (Subpage 2)

Present:

• Zombie Steve, Lead Zombie
• Bob, Human Representative

Objective:

Discuss ways to ensure our undead army's continued dominance in post-apocalypse world.

Agenda:

1. Maintaining optimal brain consumption rates
2. Strategies for effective fence fortification
3. Review of current horde demographics

Key Takeaways:

• Our horde's current brain consumption rate is 3.4 brains/hour, exceeding last week's rate of 3.2 brains/hour.
• Recommendations for fence fortification will be presented to the Council of Unicorns in the next meeting.

Next Steps:

Meetings will be held bi-weekly at the old clock tower, with the next meeting scheduled for 3 AM on Friday.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 3:14 AM due to the sudden arrival of a pack of wild werewolves.

Hyperlinks:

• Subpage 3: Advanced Zombie Fashion Trends
• Unicorn Prophecies of the Apocalypse