Subpage 3: The Ominous Ominousness of It All
And so, the meeting plodded along with all the excitement of a wet sock in a shoebox. The air was thick with anticipation, the projector was on the fritz, and someone's stapler was on fire.
We delved deeper into the prophecies, each one more dire than the last. The end of the world as we know it, the rise of the robot overlords, and the inevitable return of the fajita.
But little did we know, the most ominous prophecy of all was yet to come...